I’ve decided to start a new feature because … boredom. I have tons of really bad poetry from my yout’, which I shall inflict upon youse unsuspecting bloggers.
Paying the Piper
I tried to explain to the gas company
why I couldn’t pay the bill
and still feed the kids
but,
I realized I couldn’t afford food
either.
I wanted to tell the welfare people
why I’m working and still
not making enough to survive
but,
I didn’t have money for the bus.
Well,
I guess it’s for the best,
cause if they’d given me more money
I woulda had to pay the gas man
anyway.
This Blog Intentionally Blank 
It’s a good feature to have. Just because, right?
Right. 🙂
please do inflict, i will be a masochist for poetry
Masochist is right. I clearly was not a natural poet. I guess some things can be learned. I’ll post some more, if only to amuse myself.